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ER Diaries: Horny Patient

Hey all,

 Sharing a Rather funny incident today! 
A 20 something girl walked into the ER with 45 something man . Both seemed healthy and fit. I enquired who the patient was.She asked me if Gynaecologist was available. I was replied No, am an ER physician. Tell me your problem . May be I can help you with it if it’s acute ? You won't find a Gynaecologist at this hour.

She starts, See I have itchy vagina. For a few days now. I enquired about the discharge, 
Odour ,Blood and all. All had a negative answer .Meanwhile the man looked like a father figure to her , but you never know . So I asked her who he was. She was burping out anything and everything without hesitation which is VERY RARE irrespective of your race and nationality, whatever be your religion or culture to talk about your personal details in your parents presence.


She continues Whenever I itch I am feeling horny. I thought I heard it wrong, I asked her twice , thrice . HORNY she says loudly. 

Umm.. okay. Before examining my doubt of who the attendant was buzzed . I asked her who he was. 

That’s my DAD ,she said . Don’t worry he can’t hear he is deaf and mute.

My eyes popped out in disbelief. I was surprised and shocked at the same time. I just couldn’t stop laughing at the hilarity of the situation. 

I am sorry , please continue.I said .

I am not a virgin actually. That’s the point of concern ,she said.

Meanwhile The conversation only stretched longer making the male nursing staff curious of what’s gone wrong.

After some reassurance and advice she agreed to leave. I didn’t document anything, neither did I want to charge her. To make the situation funnier , her father shows me their insurance card , insists me to jot down all what I said onto a piece of paper. 

She bugs him to leave stating the issue is solved and they can leave. After a lot of conviction he leaves the ER. 

So far so much!
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