DR. WAJEEHA ISSUES

Hey all, Sharing a Rather funny incident today!  A 20 something girl walked into the ER with 45 something man . Both seemed healthy and fit. I enquired who the patient was.She asked me if Gynaecologist was available. I was replied No, am an ER physician. Tell me your problem . May be I can help you with it if it’s acute ? You won't find a Gynaecologist at this hour. She starts, See I have itchy vagina. For a few days now. I enquired about the discharge,  Odour ,Blood and all. All had a negative answer .Meanwhile the man looked like a father figure to her , but you never know . So I asked her who he was. She was burping out anything and everything without hesitation which is VERY RARE irrespective of your race and nationality, whatever be your religion or culture to talk about your personal details in your parents presence. She continues Whenever I itch I am feeling horny. I thought I heard it wrong, I asked her twice , thrice . HORNY she says loudly.  Um

 Hey all! It’s strange but I find myself in midst of situational comedy most of the time . Here is another funny instance. I examine a patient. Report the findings to my senior to  - Sir , There is a sound net apical lobe. It’s neither a crepitus nor a wheeze. He turned around as asked , what do you think it is? Puzzled , I said , pata nai aisa sound suni nai 😂 kabhi. He asked me to examine again. I did the same . Told the same findings. Are you sure it’s from the lungs? Yes , apical lobe . Sure? He laughed and said. That’s a murmur ! My reaction 🤦‍♀️ What the mind doesn’t know, an ear doesn’t hear.  So far so much