asli emergency se milaye Hindustan ko

Hey all!
Long time no see. It's been ages that I've written a parody... My ode to Emergency medicine. (Parody of Asli Hip Hop from Gully Boy.

ER mein Thanda koi nahi
sab garam hi garam hai
Angaar hai, angaar hai

30 by 2, CPR se life hai
only adrenaline hai abhi
atropine ka koi kaam na

O ho...
Khadi hoon kaise main yahan pe
Ab na puchna, stress tha kitna shift mein
Tujhko chahiye saboot kya
12 ghante ki yeh peak par
Judi hoon main zameen se
khaana paani hai door
chai bhi tu poochna

Yaqeen tumko na tha par main aayi hoon yakeen se
Laakh departmenta ki nafratein hon saath OHEM ka pyaar hai
resuscitate karna hai jeet meri
kaise jaau haar main?
pade zaroorat to ventilator pe main to dalungi
kheenchlo tum IV , interosseous main daalungi!
aane do asystole, cpr kardaalungi
aajaye VF shock main dedalungi
Hojaye pneumothorax, decompression main kardaalu
Dil tha toota tab EM mere saath tha!
ROSC milne mein mujhe
Haan adrenaline ka hi haath tha!

ER Physician main, emergency ko aakar doon.
Yehi hai mera dharm
Meri dusri koi jaat na

emergency hai field meri
adrenaline yeh meri mashooqa
Ladki main, paltaane par bhi na palti

Sun rahe jo mujhko beshumaar pyaar unse
Banati nahi geet main
Par yeh parody hai khud bana

Gaur karlo meri baaton pe tum dhyan do
Naino ko main namm karun
Sukoon main deti dard ko...

Chilaao zor se na tum
na uthao apne haath tum
badlega ilaj nai kitna bhi pukarlo tum
Band karo dekhna vilayati TVseries tum

Gaur karlo meri baaton pe tum dhyan do
death declare kar Naino ko main namm karun
revive karke Sukoon main deti kaan ko

Chilaao zor se uthao apne haath tum
seedha salaakon ke peeche jaoge tum
cheek bhi sakte hai hum
lete kaam thande dimag se zyaada
aur dil se kam

Darao hum ko na VIP status se
cheen na paoge priority tum humse
Jo hogi sabki dawai
wo dawai hogi bhi tumhari
na hoga usme maska na hogi malai

Apna time aayega!

asli emergency se milaye Hindustan ko
Hindustan ko haanji Hindustan ko

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